Happy Happy Wednesday everybody and welcome to another Junk Food Review. At the expense of possibly offending people with the title today, to be honest, I really just couldn’t think of a better one. I really didn’t want to call it ‘trash food’ or ‘redneck food’ because nowadays people are always taking offense to something, amiright? so I thought Hillbilly might be less offensive possibly? What I was really trying to get across, is that sometimes there are foods that you’re mildly embarrassed to admit that you eat, or even want to be seen buying. I mean, just so y’all know, I had those Fried Twinkies hidden under a bag of lettuce in my cart, and then did self checkout, because I was just in no mood to get that kind of judgement…
Anyways, let’s get to it shall we? First off, we have Snoballs. I know that these things have been around for forever, but I recently realized that I had never had them before, which is shocking because they have marshmallows, chocolate cake and coconut, a few things that I love.
seems promising, even with the scary green color…
looks pretty yummy…
Alrighty, so I genuinely had high hopes for these bad boys because as I mentioned above Snoballs contain some of my favorite ingredients and wow were these disappointing. At first bite, I thought that they were similar to just a regular Hostess creme filled chocolate cake, then the almost plastic taste & texture of the coconut kicked in and I couldn’t for the life of me figure out how they managed to mess up coconut so badly. The only thing worse was the marshmallow, which left the funkiest after taste in my mouth. On the bright side, the chocolate cake was soft and moist and the creme filling was pretty tasty. Overall I give these a 5 out of 10, and I will definitely not be partaking in these again, probably ever.
Okay next we have the Fried Twinkies, which yes, come from the frozen food aisle a special place in hell…
mmm…
Okay y’all, I want to preface this review with the fact that I really, really, really wanted to dislike these things for a multitude of reasons. First off, I figured anything that is normally consumed at fairs and is freshly (I’m using the term “fresh” loosely here) fried on site wouldn’t translate well to a freezer to be reheated at home. Secondly, this product is embarrassing to buy and I was hoping to never again have to wear a disguise to buy food again (just kidding, kind of). Boy was I wrong, y’all, these Fried Twinkies are awesome! I swear, the moment I opened the little bags that they came in and before they were heated up, they totally smelled like the fair (with a side of shame obvi). OMG, they’re 100x better than regular Twinkies, they come out perfectly hot and decadent from the oven and you will have to control yourself not to burn the ever loving out of your mouth because they smell so amazing. They are crunchy on the outside and super gooey in the middle. These are a must taste, they definitely get a 10 out of 10, just let your inner hillbilly out and go get some of these. Just fyi, I have seen these at Kroger and Wal-Mart, and luckily both have 24 hour locations and self checkout so as not to be seen purchasing this shamefully delicious food haha.
Thanks again for stopping by and I hope you all have wonderful day!!!
Some might even say that this is on the verge of being a full on kid, possibly hillbilly level of food making, and you know what? I am soo okay with that too. Speaking of being a kid, I went through a phase when I was about 12 that peanut butter & banana sandwiches were basically on my menu everyday, I was so obsessed, sometimes it was twice a day. 
What surprises me the most is that at the time I never even thought to put marshmallow fluff along with the peanut butter and banana, because obviously these combos just freaking work. Oh, and throwing all of this onto a hot pan to make sure the bread is all toasty, and the ingredients are all warm and melty would have also been a fantastic idea. 
I feel bad for 12 year old me (such an awkward age anyway, ammiright?) because this sandwich was so decadently gooey (super duper messy), warm, with all of the flavors that just go together so perfectly, droool. The grilled aspect of this sandwich really put this fluffernutter banana sandwich to a perfect 10. If you’re feeling low 
then peanut butter…
marshmallow fluff, mmm…
then bananas…
into your pan…
and enjoy!!!
I really mean that by the way, I had not tasted Nutella in about 10 years, and could honestly not remember fully what it tasted like. To my delight, Nutella is better than I remembered, but wowza is it rich, very chocolatey, very hazelnutey, and very sugary. Not that I dislike any of those things, but let’s just say I could sit down and eat a whole jar of peanut butter, and I can guarantee that sounds like the worst idea ever with Nutella.
This mousse is light, fluffy and with the perfect amount of that rich Nutella flavor without it being overwhelming. I had this dessert whipped up in about 10 minutes, and only had to wait for it to chill in the fridge to fully set up. If you’re in a hurry or not feeling making a full on dessert, this is a great one to make in no time at all.
This particular crack mix (and yes it is definitely that addicting I’m forewarning you) adds another element of flavor with a tart kick. Why in the world didn’t I think of this recipe?! Seriously I had this stuff in the fridge ready to set in less than 15 minutes. Oh my goodness you guys, the first bite far exceeded any and all expectations that I had for this delicious mix. It’s the perfect mixture of all of the flavors, and you get a little bit of everything in every bite. 
You get the softness of the marshmallows, the salty bite of the pretzels, and then you throw in my favorite cereal mixed with one of my favorite zingy fruits, y’all forget it. There was zero self control once this stuff was made, I kept telling myself that I would enjoy it all cheat day long and this was pretty much gone within in an hour. I’m telling you, the “crack” in the title is legit. Please just do yourself a favor and make this incredible snack ASAP, it is way too good to not enjoy this weekend. I hope you all have a wonderful Friday and thank you so much for stopping by! 
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Very specific, but yes, I’m sure daydreaming about my 
Seriously, this stuff was basically the texture of banana bread pudding, sooo moist, so rich and just a really lovely banana bread. I put whipped cream on mine, but I think a big giant scoop of vanilla ice cream would also be amazing. If you’re looking for a super quick and super easy dessert, this is the one for you. Thank you so much for stopping by and I hope you have a wonderful day! 
Apparently “Smummer” is in full swing which is obviously 100% A-OK with me. Just in case you hadn’t heard, Smummer is basically S’mores everything for the summertime which makes me sooo happy because I pretty much practice “Smear,” …that sounds weird, scratch that, let’s just say that S’mores are never in season for me, they are enjoyed all year round, I love them that much. 
Also, Golden Grahams just happen to be hands down one of my favorite cereals ever too. Just so y’all know, I literally keep zero cereal in the house on non cheat days, and yes that includes “healthy” cereals too, because I have no self control, cereal is definitely my drug of choice (next to doughnuts, obvi). So, a favorite cereal like Golden Grahams is definitely a fixture on my cheat days. 
I was feeling especially 
